broackobama:

what she says: I’m fine

what she means: i don’t understand the concept of mermaid man and barnacle boy. are they supposed to be average sized humans? if they are then does that mean that spongebob and all the citizens of bikini bottom are actually human sized? how did they get so big? how come in the spongebob movie when spongebob and patrick are on the beach they are so tiny compared to david hasselhoff and the other people on the beach? are these regular sized human beings or are they actually giants? if they’re regular size then why are mermaid man and barnacle boy so tiny? how did they get that tiny?

(via encourage)

legendarypizzablizzard:

alycyn:

trying to flirt like

.

(via tyleroakley)

dicapriho:

mrswaylandworld:

zufallstreffer:

astrosloth2016:

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

THIS IS YOUR LAST NIGHT Y'ALL

(via ehshooseme-blog)

sodamnrelatable:

This man who fixed Woody

Is the same man from the pixar short film Garis game

With proof

when he opens his drawers his chess pieces are there

Just showing people who havent noticed that pixar makes us happy whilst crushing our souls

(via kianlawley)

jasonderulno:

cryjerk:

you’ve heard of shrek

you’ve heard of pepe

now get ready for

SHREPEPE

…or pek

(via kianlawley)