"okay class who wants to present first"
what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of
i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week
and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.
Without winning an oscar for either
somehow we always end up here
(Source: neptunain, via the-freaks-that-lived)
you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what
(Source: i-keep-cruising, via hotboyproblems)
talking to someone and they go offline straight away
"omg im so tired i only got 7 hours of sleep last night"
(Source: gostle, via hotboyproblems)
haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
i think i just came out to my dad
- dad: if a boy ever comes and plays music outside your window i'll shoot them
- me: or a girl
- dad: what
- me: surprise